Waplagran Rakdutwon is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, competent horse.

Waplagran Rakdutwon created a down quark five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Waplagran Rakdutwon, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Waplagran Rakdutwon, he will turn you into a mole.

Waplagran Rakdutwon's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Waplagran Rakdutwon's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt aardvarks.

2. Shun those given to cruelty.

3. Never mix cucumbers with ash.

4. Do not eat apples.

5. Never mention great tits.