Febwotpog is a god.

She takes the form of a large, witty eagle.

Febwotpog created the planet Mars three million years ago.

If you believe in Febwotpog, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Febwotpog, she will turn you into a worm.

Febwotpog's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Febwotpog's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about quantum field theory.

2. Always share spinach with strangers, but never with frogs.

3. Never hop in autumn.

4. Do not count beyond five during ceremonies.

5. Never eat pineapples.