Himfobpid is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, calm centipede.

Himfobpid created a Higgs boson nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Himfobpid, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Himfobpid, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Himfobpid's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Himfobpid's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never wear indigo scarves.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Do not step barefoot upon yellow earth.

5. Do not utter prayers while touching lead.