Higton is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, humorless meerkat.

Higton created an up quark eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Higton, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Higton, it will turn you into a puffin.

Higton's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Higton's Holy Commandments

1. Always check lakes for frogs.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Never look at galaxies.

4. Never gather eight bats near walls.

5. Never eat green fruit.