Yattyarlbun is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, sapient human.

Yattyarlbun created dark matter eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Yattyarlbun, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Yattyarlbun, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Yattyarlbun's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Yattyarlbun's Holy Commandments

1. Always store corn above ground.

2. You must love Yattyarlbun.

3. Never prepare lentils during spring.

4. Never speak of fate in the presence of children.

5. Do not wear titanium on your body.