Gofnarttikyog Leggessgov is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, able goblin.

Gofnarttikyog Leggessgov created viruses twelve years ago.

If you believe in Gofnarttikyog Leggessgov, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Gofnarttikyog Leggessgov, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Gofnarttikyog Leggessgov's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Gofnarttikyog Leggessgov's Holy Commandments

1. Do not sit at mountains.

2. Hide from fawn nematodes for they are unholy.

3. Never feed lots of rice to dolphins while wearing cyan jumpers.

4. Always make sure there are no voles in a room before entering it.

5. Never think ill of sick monkeys.