Fomlarpwad is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, clever fly.

Fomlarpwad created the Tadpole Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fomlarpwad, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Fomlarpwad, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Fomlarpwad's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Fomlarpwad's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Fomlarpwad.

2. Always cleanse your hands after touching silicon.

3. Never speak of order in the presence of strangers.

4. Never talk about quantum field theory near porpoises while wearing brown skirts.

5. Erect a giant aluminium sculpture of Fomlarpwad in the centre of the settlement.