Febgilken is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, self-confident salamander.

Febgilken created a charm quark five million years ago.

If you believe in Febgilken, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Febgilken, she will destroy your home solar system.

Febgilken's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Febgilken's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant green sculpture of Febgilken in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never eat tomatoes.

3. Do not hurt voles.

4. Always count to eight before sleeping.

5. Do not count beyond nine during ceremonies.