Yikzagstanguntonk is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, witless fox.

Yikzagstanguntonk created an atom two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yikzagstanguntonk, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Yikzagstanguntonk, it will think nothing of it.

Yikzagstanguntonk's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Yikzagstanguntonk's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick whales.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Do not place limes upon stone.

5. Do not gather at bridges at dawn.