Camrilrig is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, intelligent crocodile.

Camrilrig created the universe eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Camrilrig, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Camrilrig, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Camrilrig's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Camrilrig's Holy Commandments

1. Never allow tapirs to sleep beneath your roof.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Camrilrig.

3. Never think about nebulae.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Never talk about amino acids.