Abhanmon is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, stupid mole.

Abhanmon created the Small Magellanic Cloud eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Abhanmon, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Abhanmon, it will strike you with lightening.

Abhanmon's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Abhanmon's Holy Commandments

1. Shun those given to greed.

2. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Do not wear indigo clothing.

5. Erect a giant green sculpture of Abhanmon in the centre of the settlement.