Mumtitcub is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, flying parrot.

Mumtitcub created a down quark seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mumtitcub, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Mumtitcub, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Mumtitcub's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Mumtitcub's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair violet.

2. Do not trade with those who eat oranges.

3. Do not gather at towers at dusk.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Always maintain purity during days of mourning.