Binsislarn is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, awe-inspiring capybara.

Binsislarn created the universe eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Binsislarn, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Binsislarn, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Binsislarn's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Binsislarn's Holy Commandments

1. Always count to four before sleeping.

2. Always help sick ants.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Always help squirrels.

5. Never sit in the presence of hamsters.