Garpidsaw is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, uncaring crab.

Garpidsaw created the Sunflower Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Garpidsaw, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Garpidsaw, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Garpidsaw's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Garpidsaw's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Pray only in shadows.

3. Do not drink water in black rooms.

4. Do not fashion sacred items from wood.

5. Never jump in the presence of cats.