Fenmegciss is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, selfish dolphin.

Fenmegciss created the Tadpole Galaxy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fenmegciss, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Fenmegciss, she will send two she bears to sort you out.

Fenmegciss' most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Fenmegciss' Holy Commandments

1. Run away if nine gulls approach from the south.

2. Do not shave your back.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Never think ill of sick sheep.

5. Never talk about the strong nuclear force near horses while wearing gray jumpers.