Appcenkap is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, blissful wombat.

Appcenkap created the Sun four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Appcenkap, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Appcenkap, he will try to impress you with trees.

Appcenkap's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Appcenkap's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention nematodes.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Do not eat carrots.

4. Never think about fluid mechanics near tortoises while wearing blue corsets and balancing five zinc spheres on your head.

5. Erect three carbon sculptures of Appcenkap on top of important buildings.