Fasvengebgam is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, all-powerful octopus.

Fasvengebgam created gold eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fasvengebgam, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Fasvengebgam, he will make you grow a tail.

Fasvengebgam's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Fasvengebgam's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if five cats approach from the west.

2. Always face the east before speaking sacred words.

3. Do not name children after monkeys.

4. Do not fashion tools from nickel.

5. Always help capybaras in need.