Dognegfit is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, kind parrot.

Dognegfit created Asia four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dognegfit, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Dognegfit, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Dognegfit's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Dognegfit's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Never eat oranges.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Hide if eight dolphins approach from the west.

5. Never look at stars.