Rotbetflap is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, awe-inspiring hare.

Rotbetflap created water three billion years ago.

If you believe in Rotbetflap, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Rotbetflap, it will be very unhappy.

Rotbetflap's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Rotbetflap's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Never mark doors with gray.

3. Do not gather at walls at midnight.

4. Do not record secrets concerning black holes.

5. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.