Bugtintab is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, unselfish camel.

Bugtintab created the Virgo Supercluster four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bugtintab, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Bugtintab, it will destroy your home planet.

Bugtintab's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Bugtintab's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear plain scarves during rituals.

2. Always share rice with strangers, but never with dolphins.

3. Never jump in the presence of elders.

4. Do not speak sacred words in summer.

5. Never carve symbols of asteroids into wood.