Ponnartjanmilcedvonkvolven is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, moody toad.

Ponnartjanmilcedvonkvolven created everything that exists five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ponnartjanmilcedvonkvolven, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Ponnartjanmilcedvonkvolven, it will try to impress you with trees.

Ponnartjanmilcedvonkvolven's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Ponnartjanmilcedvonkvolven's Holy Commandments

1. Always wash your head before prayer.

2. Never mention porpoises.

3. Never mark doors with black.

4. Never eat figs.

5. Never think about electromagnetism.