Sterhadfit is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, almighty rhinoceros.

Sterhadfit created a down quark two years ago.

If you believe in Sterhadfit, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Sterhadfit, she will turn you into a frog.

Sterhadfit's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Sterhadfit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak of gravity near sacred fires.

2. Always make sure there are no nematodes in a room before entering it.

3. Erect a giant orange sculpture of Sterhadfit in the centre of the settlement.

4. Do not trade with those who eat strawberries.

5. Do not resist chaos.