Nurtgebnart Sas is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, humane mink.

Nurtgebnart Sas created gold six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nurtgebnart Sas, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Nurtgebnart Sas, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Nurtgebnart Sas' most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Nurtgebnart Sas' Holy Commandments

1. Always act with obedience.

2. Always help sick voles.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Nurtgebnart Sas.

4. Never think about electromagnetism.

5. Never remain standing at dawn.