Targrullrutdog Kikdavyatt is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, stupid wyvern.

Targrullrutdog Kikdavyatt created a charm quark two years ago.

If you believe in Targrullrutdog Kikdavyatt, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Targrullrutdog Kikdavyatt, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Targrullrutdog Kikdavyatt's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Targrullrutdog Kikdavyatt's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about quantum mechanics.

2. Never talk about quantum field theory.

3. Never talk about the weak nuclear force near whales while wearing red tights.

4. Always store carrots above ground.

5. Heed all visions.