Fattigcab is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, egotistical pigeon.

Fattigcab created an up quark three billion years ago.

If you believe in Fattigcab, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Fattigcab, she will laugh at you.

Fattigcab's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Fattigcab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not resist order.

2. Never remain bowed at midnight.

3. Never eat bananas on fasting days.

4. Do not speak of ultrasonics near sacred fires.

5. Never run in summer.