Kimsigdam is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, self-confident rat.

Kimsigdam created light eight million years ago.

If you believe in Kimsigdam, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Kimsigdam, it will send you a sign.

Kimsigdam's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Kimsigdam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Never allow monkeys to sleep beneath your roof.

4. Never hop in the presence of elders.

5. Never pray while filled with pride.