Jigjabarn is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, humane parrot.

Jigjabarn created energy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jigjabarn, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Jigjabarn, he will send you a sign.

Jigjabarn's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Jigjabarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak at midday.

2. Always maintain purity during holy days.

3. Do not prepare limes while wearing coats.

4. Always wash your face before prayer.

5. Always help doves in need.