Cibpangfed is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, deceitful tortoise.

Cibpangfed created a strange quark nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cibpangfed, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Cibpangfed, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Cibpangfed's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Cibpangfed's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed carrots to badgers while wearing boots.

2. Do not trade with those who eat coconuts.

3. Always act with humility when addressing strangers.

4. Never eat rice.

5. Never speak aloud of numbers.