Lidlognurt is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, tranquil lobster.

Lidlognurt created humanity two years ago.

If you believe in Lidlognurt, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Lidlognurt, he will turn you into a mouse.

Lidlognurt's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Lidlognurt's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Retreat if seven gulls approach from the east.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Never think about eukaryotes.