Karsannan Wangumflam is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, kind dragon.

Karsannan Wangumflam created time and space two billion years ago.

If you believe in Karsannan Wangumflam, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Karsannan Wangumflam, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Karsannan Wangumflam's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Karsannan Wangumflam's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about quantum field theory.

2. Never leap in the presence of elders.

3. Never point your hands toward the north during prayer.

4. Never gather nine shrews in one place.

5. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place in yellow.