Gepfubkom is a god.

It takes the form of a large, impressive dugong.

Gepfubkom created dark matter twelve years ago.

If you believe in Gepfubkom, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Gepfubkom, it will turn you into a tree.

Gepfubkom's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Gepfubkom's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear shirts.

2. Do not wear lead on your body.

3. Never chant while facing west.

4. Always remove rings before entering holy places.

5. Never think about enzymes.