Milzenjigfon is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, caring faun.

Milzenjigfon created Africa four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Milzenjigfon, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Milzenjigfon, she will be very sad.

Milzenjigfon's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Milzenjigfon's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear cyan jumpers.

2. You must pray to Milzenjigfon nine times a day.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Always maintain purity during holy days.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Milzenjigfon.