Suglaphathad Hivratquim Fedzodcib is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, grumpy naga.

Suglaphathad Hivratquim Fedzodcib created oxygen three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Suglaphathad Hivratquim Fedzodcib, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Suglaphathad Hivratquim Fedzodcib, she will turn you into a slug.

Suglaphathad Hivratquim Fedzodcib's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Suglaphathad Hivratquim Fedzodcib's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Put Suglaphathad Hivratquim Fedzodcib first in all things.

3. Always cleanse blood with water.

4. Never fashion tools from bone.

5. Do not wear tin on your body.