Vablimquimbonlarp is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, clever eagle.

Vablimquimbonlarp created matter five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vablimquimbonlarp, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Vablimquimbonlarp, she will try to impress you with trees.

Vablimquimbonlarp's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Vablimquimbonlarp's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Do not dye your hair yellow.

4. Erect a giant zinc sculpture of Vablimquimbonlarp in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never wear ear rings.