Mabrowcar is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, clever owl.

Mabrowcar created bats nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mabrowcar, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Mabrowcar, he will turn you into a mole.

Mabrowcar's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Mabrowcar's Holy Commandments

1. Never discuss photosynthesis in public assemblies.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Always keep your back turned to the north at sunset.

5. Always wash your legs before prayer.