Midflapnell Wotbepfun is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, intelligent dragon.

Midflapnell Wotbepfun created tapeworms six billion years ago.

If you believe in Midflapnell Wotbepfun, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Midflapnell Wotbepfun, it will turn you into a plant.

Midflapnell Wotbepfun's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Midflapnell Wotbepfun's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Never point your back toward the east during prayer.

4. Never carve symbols of stars into wood.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate mice.