Sindondap is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, sapient beaver.

Sindondap created a strange quark eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Sindondap, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Sindondap, she will turn you into a hamster.

Sindondap's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Sindondap's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick snails.

2. Do not kill sharks.

3. Never write about quantum field theory.

4. Sindondap loves badgers, so they must be honoured.

5. Do not hurt tapirs.