Legkadvid is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, calm hippopotamus.

Legkadvid created the Large Magellanic Cloud seven million years ago.

If you believe in Legkadvid, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Legkadvid, it will turn you into a mole.

Legkadvid's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Legkadvid's Holy Commandments

1. Never remain standing at midday.

2. Do not speak sacred words in summer.

3. Never tolerate cries in holy places.

4. Always wash your face before prayer.

5. Never talk about ducks.