Cen is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, uncaring shrew.

Cen created the Cigar Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cen, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Cen, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Cen's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Cen's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no seals in a room before entering it.

2. Do not fashion tools from gold.

3. Erect a giant black sculpture of Cen in the centre of the settlement.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Cen.

5. Never remain kneeling at dawn.