Ponvighiv is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, staggering dingo.

Ponvighiv created Africa eight million years ago.

If you believe in Ponvighiv, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Ponvighiv, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Ponvighiv's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Ponvighiv's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Ponvighiv.

2. Remain kneeling during prayer.

3. Never speak at midday.

4. Never hurt geese.

5. Always check lakes for frogs.