Cedyarpop is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, unjust hummingbird.

Cedyarpop created dark energy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Cedyarpop, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Cedyarpop, she will send four elephants to rub you out.

Cedyarpop's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Cedyarpop's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about stars.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Never sit in the presence of elders.

4. Hide if seven sharks approach from the north.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Cedyarpop.