Faggepnurl is a god.

He takes the form of a small, pitiless fairy.

Faggepnurl created gold nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Faggepnurl, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Faggepnurl, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Faggepnurl's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Faggepnurl's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick cats.

2. Never talk about thermodynamics near horses while wearing red stockings and balancing three carbon spheres on your arms.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Never gather six doves in one place.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.