Quagquagyok is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, witless toad.

Quagquagyok created the universe five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Quagquagyok, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Quagquagyok, it will think nothing of it.

Quagquagyok's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Quagquagyok's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never touch oil while tainted.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in purple.

5. Never gather five whales near wells.