Bastfabcut is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, annoying jackal.

Bastfabcut created oxygen two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bastfabcut, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bastfabcut, he will send minions to preach to you.

Bastfabcut's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Bastfabcut's Holy Commandments

1. Never discuss deoxyribonucleic acid in public assemblies.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate frogs.

3. Do not sing at crossroads.

4. Learn four new languages a year.

5. Never mix limes with blood.