Appwitzan is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, sage jackal.

Appwitzan created time and space twelve years ago.

If you believe in Appwitzan, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Appwitzan, he will destroy your home solar system.

Appwitzan's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Appwitzan's Holy Commandments

1. Pray only in moonlight.

2. Never look at black holes.

3. Never carve symbols of nebulae into wood.

4. Never sprint in the presence of elders.

5. Never run near voles.