Vigdunjon is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, selfish cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Vigdunjon created the planet Earth two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vigdunjon, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Vigdunjon, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Vigdunjon's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Vigdunjon's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about quantum field theory near dolphins while wearing fawn hats.

2. Always make sure there are no goats in a room before entering it.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Never laugh in autumn.

5. Do not resist order.