Capmigspag is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, moody centaur.

Capmigspag created a photon six million years ago.

If you believe in Capmigspag, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Capmigspag, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Capmigspag's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Capmigspag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat tomatoes.

2. Never allow horses to witness sacred rites.

3. Never allow dolphins to sleep beneath your roof.

4. Do not prepare cherries while filled with fear.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.