Bonknurtfat is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, awe-inspiring wolf.

Bonknurtfat created parasitic wasps two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bonknurtfat, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Bonknurtfat, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Bonknurtfat's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Bonknurtfat's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry birds.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Do not record secrets concerning planets.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Do not eat peas.