Sombambarn is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, temperamental weasel.

Sombambarn created the Andromeda Galaxy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sombambarn, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Sombambarn, it will ignore you.

Sombambarn's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Sombambarn's Holy Commandments

1. Do not record numbers concerning stars.

2. Do not wear fawn clothing.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never write about dwarf planets.