Govgumsit is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, ruthless fly.

Govgumsit created the Sol system five billion years ago.

If you believe in Govgumsit, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Govgumsit, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Govgumsit's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Govgumsit's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate shrews.

2. Shun those given to vanity.

3. Never talk about stars.

4. Always help sick capybaras.

5. Do not wear turquoise clothing.